Second Sign of the Apocalypse: Bush Comes to Visit Me!

It's been so long since the first sign of the apocalypse I was starting to wonder if we hadn't avoided disaster. However, my doubts were allayed when I learned that today, President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi of Japan are coming to Graceland. Not only that, they're meeting Lisa Marie and Priscilla there. So, to recap, mere minutes from now, W, the Prime Minister of Japan, and the Presley girls are going to be hanging out at Graceland while I am practically within shouting distance (hmmm, what shall I shout?). Apparently the Prime Minister is a fan of the King. I'm not sure what it is with the Japanese and Elvis, but there seems to be a special connection.

Oh, but that's not all. No, before leaving my dear city, they will be having a bar-b-que feast at The Rendevous, which is a world famous bar-b-que joint downtown that has no business being world famous. (Their sauce really isn't up to par.) If you're ever in town, ask me, and I'll point you in the direction of some real Memphis food. Apparently, Bushie didn't think it was necessary to ask for my advice on the matter although in general, if he was taken to asking me for advice, he probably wouldn't be doing such a crappy job governing our country.