And sometimes this stuff just writes itself...

This little gem came from the Sunday paper.

(That red circle seemed like a good idea in the sleep-deprived state I was in while scanning this, but in hindsight, you guys are probably smart enough to know what I was going for without my clunky digital circling. I apologize.)

In one fell swoop, we see there are:
- too many entomologists,
- too many right-wing conservatives,
- too many right-wing conservative entomologists (what the hell?),
- too much politics in science.

In other words, this is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

And that might be the creepiest illustration in the history of newspapers.