Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Tomkitten.

(This one doesn't deserve an exclamation point.)

Dear Tom and Katie,
You're either part of the problem or part of the solution. And in so many ways, you are most definitely part of the problem.
Always,
Your friends at The Overpopulation Blog

Oh, who am I kidding? They have no friends here. As if the addition of another celebrity baby wasn't bad enough (we've got too many already), conclusive proof of an overstaffed media has arrived in the form of the stupidest baby nickname in known history. Since TomKat is definitely not a friend of this blog (reproducing and all), they are getting my first ever Blacklist Award (so demeaning it requires a font change). Damn you, TomKat! Why can't you be more like Matt Damon?!

P.S. The only way TomKat will be de-Blacklisted is if the Tomkitten inherits Katie's supernatural mouth-opening abilities. Our successors are going to need this type of superior gene make-up.

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