Microsoft Outlook requires 24-hours of training!

In keeping with today's theme of disappointment in the world job market, I present the ridiculous fact that Microsoft makes an office management program so complex that one (say, me) has to complete 3 8-hour training sessions in order to be deemed proficient. Also in keeping with the previously-mentioned serf-theme, I present a nostalgic look back at the days of the Domesday Book, when a single volume listed all the important contacts in Britain, along with their business details. Oh, overpopulation. I wish you wouldn't make me take stupid computer classes.