The Canadians Are Coming!

So, last night I was watching "The Daily Show" (my most trusted source of news...no, really) and saw a report filed by ace investigator Jason Jones. Forget the problems of illegal Mexican immigration into the United States, there are people who are actually concerned about the Canadians. As in, they sit on the U.S./Canadian border and watch for illegals to come across. As in, what the hell? As in, the throngs of non-clear-thinking individuals (particularly in America) has obviously sky-rocketed to unmanageable numbers. Why, Human Population? Why?