Skinny Jeans!

Right about the time man stopped being nomadic, fashion was born. It was a profitable and creative business for roughly 10,000 years. But sometime around the year 2000, the sheer volume of designers across the planet resulted in the realization that every possible fashion statement had already been made. So the rehashing began. A mere 6 years later, all the good rehashing had been done and humans were forced to revisit ideas that were very bad to begin with. No one looks good in skinny jeans. NO ONE. Let's not support this new (old) trend.